Top 10 Murphy's Laws

Friday, September 24, 2010

Murphy must never had thought that his everyday assertion would someday turn into law! Murphy's Laws represent the erring nature of masses & actions. Here are top 10 list of Murphy's Laws by News, Trends & Media Reports. A different scoop for the readers by us.

Law # 1
If something can go wrong, it will.

Law # 2
If anything simply cannot go wrong, it will anyway.

Law # 3
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.

Law # 4
Matter will be damaged in direct proportion to its value.

Law # 5
The chance of the bread falling with the buttered side down is directly proportional to the cost of the carpet.

Law # 6
The buddy system is essential to your survival; it gives the enemy somebody else to shoot at.

Law # 7
Technology is dominated by those who manage what they do not understand.

Law # 8
The opulence of the front office decor varies inversely with the fundamental solvency of the firm.

Law # 9
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he'll have to touch to be sure.

Law # 10
The first myth of management is that it exists.


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